Friday, September 27, 2013

Typical News Twist: Goodwill

Today media outlets reported Goodwill Drops Theft Charges Against Teen Who Gave Customer Discounts
For exactly 18.5 seconds of pure blissful joy Goodwill PR danced in the streets while ripping off their paid-in-full discount clothing. It's reported the overjoyed white collared employees re-enacted The Myth of Sisyphus in entirety while pushing a giant boulder up a skyscraper. 

Unfortunately for them at second 19 the news cycle shifted: Goodwill Performs Brutal Gangland-Style Execution.


Goodwill store in Naples, Fla., reversed course today and decided to drop grand theft charges against a teen employee who had given discounts to poor customers and opted to pursue vigilante justice.
The decision came four days after the store had fired Andrew Anderson, 19, and had him arrested for granting discounts that totaled $4,000. As recently as today, the store defended its actions saying the money could have been better used on Goodwill's other charitable projects, then they killed him.
Goodwill contacted ABC News this afternoon to say that the organization was dropping charges against Anderson.


"After completing our internal investigation we have determined that the individual's actions were not for personal gain, but rather for the benefit of others -- and now he's dead," the statement read.




This has been a breaking Typical News Twist, carry on. 

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Oh Saturday...

Critical Ski Movie Update: Steve Marsh and Sean Hannity!

I hope you're not at this blog for some other reason than the ski movie. You'll be disappointed.
That said, the ski movie is moving ahead at an astronomical rate.


I now have none other than the singular @stephenhero committing and promising to profile Hannity in the ski lodge.

Can you imagine Marsh and Hannity in Duluth at Spirit Mountain talking about skeet shooting, Bachmann, unfair taxation, shipping barons, and acayaba?

I can.

And it's fucking awesome. Awesome, that word just about sums up my amazing Duluth Minnesota ski movie. There are one or two more.

P.S. do NOT yahoo image search the words - steve marsh sean hannity - unless you're cool.

This is the image search you really want.

Stay tuned.