Monday, May 26, 2008

Let's Call It A Day



I spent the day in the garden. I planted scads of perennials, annuals, and vegetables. Two more gardens down, only four to go.

Then I wrapped up the day by pulling weeds and trimming shrubs and vines until dark. I'm a real wild man.

Also, we ordered Sarpinos pizza for dinner. Wild.

Tomorrow I'll get back into the swing of technology with visiting blogs and I have a Minnesota Jam Club post with a few recipes for rhubarb pie and tarts.

mmmmmm pie.


Check out that mess.


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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Saturday Morning Shot - Big Sky Jam Club

Friday, May 23, 2008

Friday Random Ten


Listen up troops. When you look back on this day, and you will look back on this day, you are going to remember it as a day of triumph. A day when you dug deep inside yourselves and found something that most people don't have; a heart of rock and roll.

Some may ask Friday? Random? Ten?

These are questions for the nonrocking.

So let's send a message. A message so loud and clear that future generations of children will still be dancing.

Today. We Rock!


1)The Roots - Rising Down
2)Hot Girls - INXS
3)Hurt And Love - Dan Israel
4)Sex,Guns, & Ear Protection - Houston
5)19-2000 - gorillaz
6)Someday You'll Be Sorry - Louis Armstrong
7)Beauty Mark - Rufus Wainwright
8)Ojos Asi - Shakira
9)One Is The Magic # - Jill Scott
10)I Can't Put My Finger On It - Ween


What? You want Weezer? I've got your Weezer. With a taste of Tay. Watch it.
Weezer does an Internet MEME
Now we all have to, forever more.


What are you listening to?

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Hump Day - The Seeds of Discontent Review


Hello my frizzle frazzle razzle dazzles.

It's hump day and you know what that means, I toss a bunch of links into the stone soup and we see what boils.

I'm a hurting man today after planting a perennial and a vegetable garden last night. So far, the planted annuals are pumpkins, tomatos, corn, beans, and sunflowers.

Yes, I dug many holes.

Let's get this show on the road.

In the gnus,

Gnus:

Philisophical Question Of The Day: Can We Use Robotic Suits To Defeat The Robots Of The Apocalypse, Or Will They Turn On Us?

This is awesome! - Netflix Streaming is here! $100+9/mo for unlimited downloads

This is not - The Handphone: Possibly The Worst Cellphone Concept Ever

This is dumb - 7 Common Foods That Can Actually Get You High

This is dumber - What not to do with your weed

Big Tex - Celebrating with Lance

Big Ass - Money can't buy you a parking space

More Missing Cosmic Matter Found - Still no Waldo.


Politrix:
Immigrants Sedated Without Medical Reason - Seriously? Did our country learn nothing from WWII? Saying 'I was just doing my job' just isn't an excuse. Why aren't any of these people getting in trouble?

Borat meeting with Bob Barr

The Most Curious Thing - It's like reading something about Hannibal Lecter.

Bush Plays the Hitler Card

Blogs:
Check this out, my blog is worth $1,083,875.86 on the blog stock exchange. I wonder how much money I could sell if for or what I could get for trade on Craigslist?

FineArtist says - I like bananas

Kerpupples has a bird's nest - Etc., tweet tweet!

Erica has a local Roundup.

Pav digs through his old computers and finds - Dating Achtland

James is back from the desert - What I Did On My Summer Vacation

All Because I Can’t Waste Good Weather - 'Eh, what can I say, sometimes it’s Tequila, sometimes it’s shredded wheat.'


...and that's all the news fit for humping.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Guns and Groceries


One of my many tasks this weekend was to put up a fence around the garden in the back 40. No, it's not really 40 acres. It just feels that way.

So I'm near the neighbor's yard, pounding metal stakes into the ground, and I notice the neighbors are having a party.

There are kids everywhere; I'd estimate somewhere between 15 and 25 of the rascals. Their props consisted of a few toy guns and a toy shopping cart.

Just then, the group of boys ran by chasing each other shooting and I started thinking about when I was a kid and we'd play guns.

Then I heard this yelling "Shoot! Shoot! Run! Ruuuuunnnn!!!"

Three boys split off from the main group towards the shopping cart and one yelled "Don't forget to protect the baby!" as they pushed the cart out of the line of fire.

I couldn't stop laughing.

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Sunday, May 18, 2008

I Am.





Yo. This weekend has been exhausting. I have a new hobby. Apparently, it's digging holes.

I shovel well.

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Saturday, May 17, 2008

Saturday Morning Shot - Butterfly Dream Filaments



I woke up this morning to cherry blossoms, flowering strawberry plants, and wild flowers galore.
So I walked and spread Asclepias seeds aka 'Common Milkweed' along the yard's perimeter. I don't find them common at all.

Now it's off to the Ramsey County Master Gardeners plant sale.
Which some of you may recall me talking about on Monday, Already Thinking About The Weekend.

I hope you're having a fabulous Saturday.

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Friday, May 16, 2008

Friday Random Ten - The Sun Also Arocketh Mix



Fuck 'The Sun Also Rises'; I'm talking about 'The Weekend Also Rocks'

Lost Generation?, pfffft. I'm more concerned with a lost CD or a lost opportunity to rock.


So let's summarize this generation as the Friday Random Ten generation and in the process we'll generate some powerful feedback and throw a couple of wicked keggers.

Soon enough, my tunes will appear like feedback from an old Fender amp.

What yaarrr you listening to?

That's right. I fixed a typo with a pirate. Motion in the ocean.
Then I went to Half Priced Books and bought scads of inexpensive and awesome cd's and books. In true 'teh' irony one of the books I purchased was 'ABC of Reading' by Ezra Pound. Wasn't I just knocking the lost generation? I also bought some Plath,Bukowski,The New Yorker - Fierce Pajamas, and some books about having a bun in the oven.

Also, there was a little rain and a huge end-to-end rainbow which CP10k believed stretched the horizon.

Music on the way.

1) Do You Love Me - The Contours
2) Instant Death - Beastie Boys
3)Weapon of Choice - Fatboy Slim/Bootsy Collins
4)Ball of Twine - Louis XIV
5)Govinda - Jai Uttal
6)Awesome Sound - Ween
7)The Prophet's Song - Queen
8)Far, Far Away - Wilco
9)Woman - John Lennon
10)We Don't Mind - Michael Franti

Is Love Enough? Franti



Everybody onna move.

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

If I Ran NASA - Hi-Tech Solutions Abound


If I ran NASA there'd be teddy bears, with attitude.
Those teddy bears would cuss,swear, and drink like it was nobody's business.
I'll bet some of them would even smoke.
Also, the basement remodeling at the house would be totally finished and Hi-Tech.
Do you hear that NASA?
Send an army of rowdy teddy bears to fix my house.
Sincerely,
JACC.

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Silence In The Hour of GobFull


Get this, I hear there are places that don't have internet access and, even if they do, the people at these places will keep you too busy to access said; barely available internet.

It's true.

I was there.

Old timers, everywhere, and they ranted about big government and they made uncomfortable jokes about the hot tub in the neighboring yard.

A couples swinger joke, Grandma?

Really?

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Saturday Morning Shot - Saturday Baby Bump

Baby bump
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HepCat
mushrooms
suprise
wise eyes
life is labor

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rain drop
apricot
apricot




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Baby bump

HepCat

mushrooms

suprise



wise eyes


love is labor

rain drop

apricot

apricot

There’s No Place Like Home.

How about you?

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Friday, May 09, 2008

Friday Random Ten - Poems for the Rock Mix

The weekend creeps ever nearer,
The music grows loud and clearer,
Will you stand and stare in shock?
Or will you turn it up and rock?


My Friday Random Ten will be escaping it's straight jacket soon.


Freed from the madness and charged on food called Acapulco.

1) M1 A1 - Gorillaz
2) Zaar - Peter Gabriel
3) Helicopters - The Stills
4) Twenty Four Hours - Joy Division
5) Blue Orchid - The White Stripes
6) Summertime - John Coltrane
7) Too Bad - Buju Banton
8) I Don't Care - The Roots
9) Siberia[*] - Manu Chao
10)Flowin' Prose - Beastie Boys


What are you listening to?


meow

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

On The Scene With JACC - Petroleum Conspiracy Publicity Stunt

We went to Green Mill for dinner tonight and there was a news crew sitting outside.

"Oh, great. What now?" I asked as I cooly surveyed the scene.

It didn't look too crazy so we went inside where I saw the FOX9 crew on the tv. The bartender told us they had been out there all day as the gas station next door dropped the price of gas 30 cents a gallon for the day.

"Waste of time, if you ask me. Sitting out there in line for two hours to save 30 cents a gallon" said Amy the ultra awesome bartender.

"All day hmm?" I asked and thought what a waste of time while sipping my Guiness and awaiting the food's arrival.

Then I decided to interview the news crew. I was going to ask them about how many cars passed throughout the day.

Little did I know, FOX9 does not allow their reporters to give comments.

Not even for blogs.

KHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I started to wonder what FOX9 was afraid of, what they were trying to cover up, why can't their people talk? I knew Jason DeRusha at WCCO would give a comment if some poor yet really good looking blogger were to ask.

I mean, what's the harm?
(Here's Jason's head the size of a building)

So I tried to go behind the FOX9 Iron Curtain for the truth.

Here's Cameraphone10000 in action.




So I ask you, my dear readers.

Why is it that FOX9 Fears Jason DeRusha?

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Hump Day - SuperHumpa FlyingBumpa Review



Hump Hump and Awaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gnus:
Here's a nice battle on Freedom of Speech.
Colorado College Punishes, Deems Students “Violent” for Satirical Flyer

Be sure to read 'The Monthly Rag' and 'The Monthly Bag' - In this link that follows the history

Is this link yelling at me? - THUG CULTURE CELEBRATES THE WORST POSSIBLE EXAMPLES

I've heard this is old, but it's new to me - Google SketchUp is 3D for everyone


This one really worries me - disappearing bees

Just because I'm 6 - Mentos and Diet Coke Explosion at 1200fps: Casio EX-F1 Strikes Again

Just because - Drunken Orson Welles [Via Rex]

Just Bruce - 20 Questions with Bruce Campbell

Politrix: (these links speak for themselves)
Editorials: 'Mission Accomplished' banner an early signal of Bush hubris

Watchdogs prompt FBI to withdraw 'unconstitutional' National Security Letter

Clinton Camp Says It Will Use The Nuclear Option

Local:

Premium had a video contest and local bad ass Koy Punnavith took 4th so watch the video - Premium Grain Belt Contest

Is cheese racist? - Wisconsin has highest racial disparity in drug sentences

The Mortimers would be proud - Police: Woman shot daughter to win $1 bet with boyfriend


Blogs:

James sings I Fought the Law.... ...And the Law Won
GirlGoyle waxes poetic Sorry attempt to being poetic....
BadtemperedZombie can't shut up stop talking about Radiohead in a jack-knifed juggernaut, I am born again
Sornie asks How are regular Joes and Janes spending their stimulus checks?

. . . and that's all the gnus fit for humping.

So let's set this ship to cruice control for the rest of the week.

How's your day shaking out?

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Monday, May 05, 2008

If I Were Old Fat Neighborhood Elvis


Look, I don't know what you think. You think you know what I'm going to say. Kids these days and such. Well you're right.


Don't look at me that way, iS IT MY FAULT EVERYTHING ON CABLE IS BAD? A bunch of dirty birds with their potty mouths and the same old recycled plot. Sure, someone's going to get married, yeah it's not a good idea, and yes someone else will come along and fall in love thus preventing the wedding. Get off my lawn!!!


Why, in my day, we walked into open fields, and we offered to help hay. Hayin' is what we did in the summer. That was the style. Style, who's wearing style? There's not style anymore, not even a bow tie and do you see how low they wear the slacks?


Just yesterday I was saying to my neighbor Tom, I says, Tom did you see that? Those kids just cut across your yard and Tom turns to me with one of those looks he gets and he says "watch this" and turns on his sprinklers. So the little hooligans start to scram, but they can't put on their wheels because their slacks don't fit so I yell out "Serves you right!" and they stop at the street and yell something nonsense, but I'm sure it can't be good. Just like that movie I went to see at the Tuesday matinee. Not good at all. I napped and when the credits started to roll I struck up a conversation with the, hey did you see that?


They just tossed some wrappers out of that car window. Hey you! Pick up your trash!

Where were we? Oh yeah, rappers. I can't understand a thing they are saying with their bling and their blong. Except that Snoop Dogg, he's nice young man with his D oh double gee.


Gee, look at the time, I had better hurry along, it's time for my show.




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