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Now this is Halloween, drunken Ewoks.

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This is fabulous.

NBC's "Today" show Halloween decorating segment with Better Homes & Gardens and the news team dressed as "Star Wars" characters went increasingly awry due to a pair of scene stealing (and reportedly intoxicated) Ewoks.

Al Roker, dressed as Han Solo, tries to keep the peace. But he couldn't prevent the dry humping.

"Down boy, down!"

"What's he doing behind me?!"

"You're not allowed to have vodka" ...

Not good enough for you? How about a Michael Jackson remix of drunken Ewoks?



Not allowed to have vodka? Man, they don't know Ewoks.

It's here!

The phone book is here!

The phone book is here!



Well, actually the laptop is here!

I'm back in the game baby.

Saturday Morning Shot - The perfect moment.

Mike Patten said

"I know the feeling
It is the real thing
The essence of the truth
The perfect moment
That golden moment
I know you feel it too "

Can you feel it? Get to it. It's Saturday!

I hope you're making yourself a great weekend.

Victory!

I'm not sure if my millions upon millions of nonreaders even check this site anymore, but for those of you that have stuck around . . . I bought a laptop!


It's shipdate is a week or so away, but then I'll be back to blogging like a champ.


Until then, well I'll be blogging like an occasional booty call.

Saturday Morning Shot - Catch a falling leaf on the edge of the world

Have you ever tried to photograph falling leafs? It's not easy, but I'm not sure it's hard either; more like luck.

We had snow in the T.C. over the night and it has been a pretty morning. Kids were sliding this morning
and I'm guessing all the snow will melt off as the afternoon progresses, but the leaves keep falling.



Snow and all this week was much better than the last.

Here's a speech from Henry IV:

PRINCE HENRY
I know you all, and will awhile uphold
The unyoked humour of your idleness:
Yet herein will I imitate the sun,
Who doth permit the base contagious clouds
To smother up his beauty from the world,
That, when he please again to be himself,
Being wanted, he may be more wonder'd at,
By breaking through the foul and ugly mists
Of vapours that did seem to strangle him.
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work;
But when they seldom come, they wish'd for come,
And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents.
So, when this loose behavior I throw off
And pay the debt I never promised,
By how much better than my word I am,
By so much shall I falsify men's hopes;
And like bright metal on a sullen ground,
My reformation, glittering o'er my fault,
Shall show more goodly and attract more eyes
Than that which hath no foil to set it off.
I'll so offend, to make offence a skill;
Redeeming time when men think least I will.
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What's up in your neighborhood compadre?

Happy Saturday!

Today's Weird Thing In The News . . . NASA

Was there water on the moon? We're willing to spends millions and millions of dollars in a bad economy to find out.

I'm a big fan of the Space Program, but when you see a headline that reads "NASA to crash $79 million craft into moon" it starts to make sense as to why NASA gets their funding cut.


Dear NASA, you lose.

All your space program are belong to Average Cats

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