Yeah, it's hump day and I'll take that as an opportunity to say hump as often as I can. Hump.
Now I could bore you with one of my quirky and mildly funny writing or I could entertain you with the Interwebs.
So here are a few searches that brought people to my site today:
There seems to be a religious tone starting with you are not goliath. True, but I am David so don't mess with me or you'll get stoned.
If you count yourself in the lot that fancies cows sacred and rap the word well then this is for you
Yeah, I've got your rapping cow.
Last and certainly not least is this gem; christians and autofellatio
I wish I knew what to say, but I was taught not to talk with my mouth full.
In the Gnus:
Yeah, I'm a poet. I can rhyme, yes yes most of the time.
So my SUV may waste a bit of gas, but atleast it isn't slowly starving the world.
I know I've ranted on the topic before, but read what the experts are saying
Now I'm going to end with a poem.
Hump is a word
that means many things
Some hump a chair
and some hump with wings
hump can be silly,dirty, or near
and I'd hump the wifey if she were here
. . . and now for your moment of meow(going the distance)
4 comments:
Hump with wings? Wings? Was that a shout-out to my fear of fornicating pigeons?
The dude who made that list has got way to much sense for most of us. Excellent point on #3.
Chel - WOW that is funny! I totally forgot about those dirty birds.
Barb - I'm sure he stole the list from a woman. No man has that kind of common sense.
Not and mock rhyme? Mmmmkay.....
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